Oviedo ... C'est où exactement ? Vicky et Cristina l'ignorent.

scene restaurant vicky, cristina, juan-antonio, oviedo

Voir la vidéo YouTube et les photos de Scarlett en bas de cet article

Oviedo. Where the hell is that ?*

Une grande question.
- Vicky l'ignore : "To come where ?"
- " Where... where is Oviedo ?" Cristina n'en sais pas plus.

Pourtant c'est bien là à Oviedo - qu'il entend les emmener, Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), dans le film de Woody Allen, justement nommé Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008).

Alors pour ceux qui se poseraient VRAIMENT la question, Oviedo, c'est là :

Pour les autres, on va plutôt se concentrer sur la scène ou le-dit Juan Antonio débarque, avec une démarche féline, à la table de Vicky et de Cristina (Scarlett Johansson), lesquelles sont ...passablement avinées... et leur propose un ... comment dire... plan à trois à Oviedo.

Les rôles (caricatures ?) sont soignés :
- le séducteur dont l'arme maîtresse est .. la vérité (pas banal, hein ?)
- la réfractaire, un peu coincée, Vicky, qui garde le contrôle de sa raison (se laisse contrôler par sa ceinture de chasteté mentale), même si la diction laisse supposer un verre de trop
- la fille ouverte (facile ?), visiblement charmée, visiblement soûle

La rencontre se passe de commentaires, et se savoure en V.O (cf ci-dessous). Pour ceux qui veulent s'y essayer, je me propose de partager le texte en V.O, également, de l'échange/joute-verbale (sous la vidéo).

Que dire de plus, sinon ... "Enjoy !" ?


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J.A : American?

Cristina : I'm Cristina and this
is my friend, Vicky.

J.A :
What color are your eyes?

Cristina :
They're blue.

J.A : I would like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo.

Vicky : To come where?

J.A : To Oviedo.

J.A : : For the weekend. We leave in one hour.

Cristina :
Where is Oviedo?

J.A : A very short flight.

Vicky : By plane?

Cristina :
What's in Oviedo?

J.A : A sculpture that is very inspiring to me.

A very beautiful sculpture.

You'll love it.

Vicky :You're asking us
to fly to Oviedo and back?

J.A : No, we'll spend the weekend.

I'll show you around the city.

We'll eat well, we'll drink good wine, we'll make love.

Vicky :
Who exactly is going
to make love?

J.A : Hopefully, the three of us.

Vicky :
- Oh, my God.

- I'll get your bill.

Vicky :
This guy doesn't beat
around the bush.

Look, senor, maybe
in a different life.

J.A : Why not? Life is short.

J.A :
Life is dull.
Life is full of pain.

J.A :
This is a chance
for something special.

Vicky :
Right.
Who exactly are you?

J.A :
I am Juan Antonio.
And you are...

J.A :
...Vicky, and you are Cristina.
Right?

J.A :
Or is it the
other way around?

Vicky :
It could be the
other way around...

...because either of us

will do to keep
the bed warm.

Vicky :
I get it.

J.A :
Well, you are both so
lovely and beautiful.

Vicky :
Well, thank you,

but we do not fly
off to make love...

...with whoever invites us

to charming little
Spanish towns.

J.A :
Does she always analyze
every inspiration...

J.A :
...until each grain
of charm is...

J.A :
...squeezed out of it?

Cristina :
I guess I have to say that...

...my eyes are green,
actually.

Vicky :
I wouldn't call our reluctance...

...to leap at your sexual

offer being over-analytical.

If you would care to join us
for some...

...recognized form
of social interaction

like a drink,
we'd be fine...

...but otherwise,
I think you should try

offering to some
other table.

J.A :
What offended you about the offer?

J.A :
Surely not that I find you

J.A :
both beautiful and desirable.

Vicky :
Offended me?
No.
It's very amusing... galling,
to be honest, but...

Is it my imagination
or is it getting a little late?

Cristina :
I would love to go to Oviedo.

Vicky :
What? Are you kidding?

Cristina :
I think it would be so much fun.

Cristina :
I think we should go.
I'd love to go.

Vicky :
Can we discuss
this some other time?

J.A :
When I saw you across the room
at the art gallery...
...I noticed you have...
...beautiful lips.
Very full, very sensual.

Cristina :
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Thank you.

Vicky :
Okay, okay, look.
I'm s-, you know, if you wanna go...

Cristina :
I can't guarantee
the lovemaking-

because I happen to be very moody.

J.A :
Let's not negotiate
like a contract.
I came over here with
no subterfuge,
and presented my best offer.

I hope you will discuss
it and give me
the pleasure to take you
with me to Oviedo.

I have the good fortune
to borrow my friend's plane.

It's just big enough
for the three of us

and I'm a very good pilot.

because he's coming over.

J.B : American?

Cristina : I'm Cristina and this
is my friend, Vicky.

J.A :
What color are your eyes?

Cristina :
They're blue.

J.A : I would like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo.

Vicky :
To come where?

J.A : To Oviedo.

J.A : : For the weekend. We leave in one hour.

Cristina
Where is Oviedo?

J.B : A very short flight.

Vicky
By plane?

Cristina :
What's in Oviedo?

J.B : A sculpture that is very inspiring to me.

J.B : A very beautiful sculpture.

J.B : You'll love it.

Vicky :You're asking us
to fly to Oviedo and back?

J.B : No, we'll spend the weekend.

J.B : I'll show you around the city.

J.A : We'll eat well, we'll drink good wine, we'll make love.

Vicky :
Who exactly is going
to make love?

J.A : Hopefully, the three of us.

Vicky :
- Oh, my God.

J.A :
- I'll get your bill.

Vicky :
This guy doesn't beat
around the bush.

Look, senor, maybe
in a different life.

J.A : Why not? Life is short.

Life is dull.
Life is full of pain.

This is a chance
for something special.

Vicky :
Right.
Who exactly are you?

J.A :
I am Juan Antonio.
And you are...

J.A :
...Vicky, and you are Cristina.
Right?

J.A :
Or is it the
other way around?

Vicky :
It could be the
other way around...

...because either of us

will do to keep
the bed warm.

I get it.

J.A :
Well, you are both so
lovely and beautiful.

Vicky :
Well, thank you,

but we do not fly
off to make love...

...with whoever invites us

to charming little
Spanish towns.

J.A :
Does she always analyze
every inspiration...

J.A :
...until each grain
of charm is...

J.A :
...squeezed out of it?

Cristina :
I guess I have to say that...

...my eyes are green,
actually.

Vicky :
I wouldn't call our reluctance...

...to leap at your sexual

offer being over-analytical.

If you would care to join us
for some...

...recognized form
of social interaction

like a drink,
we'd be fine...

...but otherwise,
I think you should try

offering to some
other table.

J.A :
What offended you about the offer?

J.A :
Surely not that I find you

J.A :
both beautiful and desirable.

Vicky :
Offended me?
No.
It's very amusing... galling,
to be honest, but...

Is it my imagination
or is it getting a little late?

Cristina :
I would love to go to Oviedo.

Vicky :
What? Are you kidding?

Cristina :
I think it would be so much fun.

Cristina :
I think we should go.
I'd love to go.

Vicky :
Can we discuss
this some other time?

J.A :
When I saw you across the room
at the art gallery...
...I noticed you have...
...beautiful lips.
Very full, very sensual.

Cristina :
Thank you.

Vicky :
Okay, okay, look.
I'm s-, you know, if you wanna go...

Cristina :
I can't guarantee
the lovemaking-

because I happen to be very moody.

J.A :
Let's not negotiate
like a contract.
I came over here with
no subterfuge,
and presented my best offer.

I hope you will discuss
it and give me
the pleasure to take you
with me to Oviedo.

I have the good fortune
to borrow my friend's plane.

It's just big enough
for the three of us

and I'm a very good pilot.

Vicky :
It sounds very safe.

J.A :
Think it over.

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